Here's some fodder for thought:
Michael Schiavo in Hell ( play in one paragraph).
Meanwhile, I'm off to sand and paint bleachers at the Little League field (that'll teach me to volunteer to help out. You'd think I'd have learned enough about "volunteering" whilst sitting in the barber's chair at basic training...). That should give me some time to ruminate and possibly form some coherent thoughts to set down in writing.
Just learned a new word for egg--cacklefruit.