Ok, I'll admit it. Maybe sometimes I let the situation get the best of me.
I was turning around in a parking lot when a van came flying up and parked me in. The little guy in the control room up in the cerebral cortex hit general alarm and slammed the throttles forward. I was pulling up on the door handle when I recognized the face behind the other windshield, laughing hysterically.
He got out and and said "Jeez (well, not quite) Tom, I was about to jump out and light you up".
He said "I knew you would, that's why I did it".