My friend Julie sent me some questionnaire that you're supposed to fill out and send to ten friends, etc. It has a bunch of questions and the idea is maybe your friends will learn something new about you. I don't do the "forward this to ten friends" thing with emails, but I figured I'd fill it out and send it back to Julie just for grins. Her answers were all serious, I'll let you judge mine.
Julie and I go way back. She may well be my best friend and is certainly my closest female friend. We tend to trade a lot of banter and innuendo, which is evident in some of my answers.
So, here's the questionnaire:
* Ever been so drunk you blacked out? Damned if I remember
* Missed work because it was raining: Of course not
* Put a body part on fire for amusement: Umm. Do I have to answer?
* Been hurt emotionally: Hurt? How about mortally wounded?
* Kept a secret from everyone: Yes, and I ain't tellin'.
* Had an imaginary friend: No
* Wanted to hook up with a friend: Yes. Then slowly remove her clothing...
* Ever thought an animated character was hot: Jessica Rabbit!
* Had a New Kids on the Block tape? NO! No Backdoor Boys, either.
.......................What is your favorite.....................
* Shampoo: Whatever makes the dandruff fall out and the hair stay in
* Body Wash: I don't care what Old Spice says, body wash is for girls.
* Hair Color: Brown, with patches of pink scalp.
* Day/Night: Night
* Summer/Winter: Winter (Think fires, hot toddies, warm beds...)
* Lace or Satin: Leather, baby!
* Favorite Food: Seafood, Indian food. Sushi's up there, too, but no more sea urchins...
* Favorite Movie: Second Hand Lions (Thought I was going to say The Green Berets, didn't you...)
* Favorite Book: Da Vinci Code
* Favorite Ice Cream: Cherry vanilla
* Favorite Subject: Biology
* Favorite drink without alcohol: Do I have to? Ok, iced tea (with a little vodka)
* Favorite Words: Damn, not again.
* Favorite beer: Weizen
* Wearing: Shorts and a button down shirt (ok, boxers)
* Hair is: Too long and too thin
* Eating: Crow
* Drinking: Gatorade (with a little vodka)
* Thinking : I could really use a piece of ass.
* Listening to: The children arguing
-----------------------LAST TIME YOU----------
* Wore a skirt: I'm not answering this one (see question #5)
* Met someone new: Damned if I remember
* Cleaned your room: Last night
* Drove a car: Haven't driven a car in months. Maybe a year. Drove the truck this morning
-----------------DO YOU BELIEVE IN---------------
* Your friends: If I didn't believe in them they wouldn't be friends
* Santa Claus: In a way
* Tooth Fairy: You mean Dr. Thanderthon?
* Destiny/Fate: Nope
* Angels: Nope
-------------FRIENDS AND LIFE------------------
* Who have you known the longest of your friends? Dave(You clock in at #2)
* Who's the shyest? Not sure
* Weirdest? That's hard to decide. It's a matter of degrees with that bunch.
* Who do you go to for advice? You and Chip (a Lancers guy)
* Who do you cry to? Boys don't cry.
* When did you cry the most? If I did, it would be the last three years. Continuously
* Best feeling in the world? Triumph. Victory. Smashing your enemy. Grinding his face....Umm. Ok. Next question...
* Worst Feeling? When you have to go really bad and your stomach starts bubbling.
* Who will respond to this email the fastest? Somebody. Anybody. Please...
* Who sent this to you? You forgot already?